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Too Many Layers, Not Enough Nails

In my day, we built things to last with sweat, hard work, and lots of nails. Modern dev has traded that grit for bloated, ‘agile’ guesswork. We’re building overcomplicated mansions when all we need is a simple home. I’m a hypocrite, I use them too, but I can still pine for simple.

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Heckle & Code

We’re Heckle & Code, two grumpy old men who’ve been reviewing bad code (often our own) for far too long, and finally decided to do something about it.

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